Maurice~
Help! Someone help me!
Innkeeper~
Maurice?
Maurice~
Please! Please, I need your help. He's got her..
he's got her locked in the dungeon!
Lefou~
Who?
Maurice~
Belle. We must go. N-not a minute to lose!
Gaston~
Whoa! Slow down, Maurice.
Who's got Belle locked in a dungeon?
Maurice~
A beast! A horrible, monstrous beast!
Everyone in the Tavern~
(Laughter)
First Man~
Is it a big beast?
Maurice~
Huge!
Second Man~
With a long, ugly snout?
Maurice~
Hideously ugly!
Third Man~
And sharp, cruel fangs?
Maurice~
Yes! Yes! Will you help me?
Gaston~
All right, old man. We'll help you out.
Maurice~
You will? Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you!
Innkeeper~
Crazy old Maurice.
First Man~ Gaston~
He's always good for a laugh.
Crazy old Maurice, hmmm?
Crazy old Maurice. Hmmm.
LeFou, I'm afraid I've been thinking
Lefou~
A dangerous pastime
Gaston~
I know.
But that whacky old coot is Belle's father
And his sanity's only "so-so"
Now the wheels in my head have been turning
Since I looked at that loony, old man
See, I've promised myself I'd be married to Belle
And right now I'm evolving a plan
Gaston~
If I . . . (whispers to Lefou)
Lefou~
Yes?
Gaston~
Then we . . . (whispers to Lefou)
Lefou~
No! Would she . . .
Gaston~
(whispers to Lefou) Guess!
Lefou~
Now I get it!
Gaston & Lefou~
Let's go!
No one plots like Gaston
Gaston~
Takes cheap shots like Gaston
Lefou~
Plans to persecute harmless crackpots like Gaston
Chorus~
So his marriage we soon'll be celebrating
My what a guy!
Gaston!